If you work for a man, you must be the secretary. May sahod ka. Naku, pag di naglaon at naging other wife ka na, ikaw na ang boss of your own company.

If you work for a man in heaven’s name, you must be a priest or a pastor. Bawal ang blasphemy. Marami pa namang nakikinig sayo. Kahit tulog sila, magtiwala ka marunong silang magkumpisal. Sorry father for I have sinned. O sige, ten million Our Father(s) at 24536275 Hail Mary(s).

If you work for a man, in heaven’s name, work for him; speak well of him. Natural, eh di kung hindi, you’ll get fired and bayoneted. Mahirap maging unemployed lalu na’t pag wala kang twang. Di ka pwede sa col sener.

If you work for a man, in heaven’s name, work for him; speak well of him, and stand by the institution he represents. Dahil nga sa mahirap mawalan ng trabaho, ayan pati pagsesekyuriti ay pinasok mo na.Guuuuuuuuaaaaaarrrrrrrrddddddddd…ilabas ang mga pulubi! ( di naman ako nang-aalipusta, eksapol lang).

Remember– An ounce or loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness. Sheyt may math. Sabi ko nga nang paulit ulit: numbers hate me. Sa tuwing bibigyan ako ng math assignment ng mga estudyante ko aba kukuwentuhan ko sila ng mga pangyayari sa Tandang Sora, at pag wala na kaming oras, I would yell with my signature sweet face: weren’t you listening when your math teacher was discussing this! The! I quit. See you tomorrow.

If you must growl, condemn, and eternally find fault. Anu to, am…senate hearing. Naman paulit-ulit. Do not try to find eternity, I bet, with all the penis I have; you will never succeed.

Why– resign your position? Let us repeat again for the second time around all together in unison: mahirap mawalan ng trabaho. Hayaan mo sila ang magpatalsik sa’yo para meron kang back pay.

When you are on the outside, damn to your heart’s content – but as long as you are a part of the institution do not condemn it. Walang utang na luob, lumabas ka. Gaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrddddddd!!! Rape!

If you do, the first high wind that comes along will blow you away, and probably you will never know why. Tangers! Sinabi na nga ni Kuya Kim na merong namumuong low pressure area sa hilang kanluran ng Basco, Batanes, eh lumabas ka pa.